
As the melanin in my skin is being put to the test, I lift my head and begin dusting the sand off my kelly green bikini. The predominant frown line in my forehead is in full force as I squint into the screen of my IPOD. Around and around goes my rotating thumb through the archives of my soul. As I stumble upon a few songs that irrefutably remind me of the sweetness of summer… I ask myself: “WHAT MADE ME JUST HIT PLAY?”
I have come to realize a few things about the summah-time…
1.) The women of the East Coast look better (after enduring the brutality of a Philadelphia winter there is no way chicks from L.A. glow like we do in the sun).
2.) Love or lust, the flings are better (we are all wearing 5 layers less than we were 3 months ago, what do you expect?)
3.) The music that is throbbing from our car stereos, BBQ’s, house parties, and discotecs is so. bloody. good. From hip-hop to oldies, pop to grunge.
So, at your next social gathering I hope the following comes up in conversation:
TOP TEN SUMMER SONGS:
It was hard as shit to only chose 10. Download accordingly, my friends.
1. Summertime- DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Obviously. Now, if for some bizzarro reason, you don’t know this one, you should politely ask someone to punch you in the face.
2. Santeria- Sublime
This track, with its reggae melody and subtle messages, makes you wonder just how much weed needs to be smoked to write such a phat-ass song.
Word up, LBC.
3. Juicy- Notorious B.I.G.
This will be played at my funeral. Enough said.
4. Under the Boardwalk-The Drifters
I don’t care what anyone says. We all ache to shake the sand out of our buttcracks hair after being felt up by someone whose kisses taste like a cherry Flavo-O-Pop popsicle. (Yes, the ones in the plastic sleeve).
5. Is this Love- Bob Marley
I know many of you are thinking that I should have said Jammin’ but seriously, anything by this man should be in constant rotation during the summer. This song just makes me feel good. Real good.
6. My Girl- The Temptations
Call me an old head, but The Temptations just do it to me. It’s hard not to fall in love when this melody infiltrates the air around you. Play this at any party and the bitches will be wild’n.
7. California Love- Tupac featuring Dr. Dre
I swear, I only feel gangster when I have my windows down and this song is blaring. Even if I am only cruising through white suburbia, I feel like I’m in Oakland.
8. Still Not a Player- Big Punisher featuring Joe
Sweet Jesus, what list would be complete without Big Pun? This song will make you start a block party and date a Puerto Rican. Even my grandmother knew the “Boriqua… morena” breakdown.
9. Light My Fire- The Doors
1967 psychedelic hippy summer. Sweet guitar riffs. The time for hesitation is through.
10. In honor of the almighty Mr. Michael Jackson, there is a spot on this list for all of his songs (my own personal preference would be anything from Thriller).
Still bummed out. Rest in Peace.
So remember…
Make love, not war, listen to ONLY good music, eat your popsicles, and enjoy the heat Phat Kids.
-Dr. Sanchez